Straight,buddy!

Sit up straight! That’s the only way floods of blood will reach your brain. Don’t sit crouched up. You don’t have a hump. You’re not a camel, Homo sapiens! Make sure your shoulders are not hunched over when you sit and your brain will be satiated with blood and energy. Sit up straight, we entreat you! Sit up straight and your brain will get so much oxygen, it’ll perform its precious duties with a smile. You’ll therefore be more creative, innovative, imaginative and useful to yourself and those around you. Indeed, sit up straight and you’ll live a healthier, wealthier and longer life!